Roof Remodel Revivalist Prints

'the really skilled part is getting customers to pay up within six months.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Mick Jagger.

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

Old songs made new

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

'He's a square!'

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'They had a sale on electric green.'

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.