Roof Listening Crew Pillows

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

Rapunzcow

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

Umbrella Roof

"It's the stock brokerage company again. Some of their investment picks have gone through the roof again."

Council worker sweeping under car.

Fit-it-yourself Weather vein (blood not included).

'-and now a prayer for the roof fund...'

'The health elf will never find me up here.'

"Your performance fell short on several points. For instance, I notice that you didn't come in to work... ever."

"The really skilled part is getting the customers to pay up within six months"

' I bet you here this kind of thing all the time. '

Your tax $ at work...unless it's a weekend, one of 17 holidays or after 4 PM!

I have very few things in life to worry about...and that is making me worried!

'See! I told you the roof needed repairing.'

"I called maintenance. They said if it gets any bigger they'll send someone up."

Clearly, this pair were planning on getting up to something...

"For the New Year, I've decided to listen more and talk less."

'Hey, our neighbor has the same model telescope as we do!'

"'Customer care' involves more than reading the memo..."

Perspective repair

Men Looking Down a Hole

"Don't you have a roof?"

Smoking in the city.

"The Goldmans are installing shingles with only a two inch overlap. That's crazy!"