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I wonder who's under her balcony now...

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Hadrian's Wall

The Fall of Gnome

Romance

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

Waiter, what's this photograph of Jeff Goldblum doing in my soup? He starred in the remake of "The Fly." Personally, I prefer Al (David) Hedison in the original.

Franz Schubert

The de-friending of Julius Caesar

Meg Ryan.

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'

Hadrian's Fence

Britain in 410AD

Love Birds.

Captain Bligh, we refuse to swab the deck with paper towels! Near Great Movies: "Mutiny Over the Bounty."

Emperor and cat.

'He's been very influenced by Tom and Jerry.'

'...and now I will sing Schumann's lovely...'

"She never shaves her legs...can she actually be going on a date?"

"Hmmm, yes, nice meeting you, but I can see that your online photo has been heavily edited..."

Christian lions

'Always with the hugs! Would it kill you to kiss me once in a while?'

'He's nouveau. She's riche.'

Roman

Rome Budget Office. Nero is cutting the fire department budget to pay for his violin lessons.