Rome T-Shirts

It's a letter from Romulus and Remus thanking me for feeding them...Now, isn't that sweet...

Shepherd and eurydice

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

Prize vegetables.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

A Symphony of Penguins

The Busy Gardener

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

The Computer Bore

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Showbiz Awards

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Director/Action Man toy.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Lesbian civil partnership.