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"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'For an English translation of what the tech support person says, press 2...'

"Would you like me to show you how to use powerpoint?"

'I'm going to switch to plan 'B'. Our computers are down.'

'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'He's our Spam expert!'

'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'

"Meet the new head of security."

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

Computer virus

Human Error and Computer Error.

'Data, data everywhere!'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

I think that may have been one software revision and unnecessary upgrade too many for him.

Don't forget to make a back up copy!

'You have reached our 24-hour tech support line. Please call back at another time. We are here to serve you 24 hours, but not in a row.'

"I wouldn't get too close. I have a really bad virus."

Tossing computer into canyon.

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"What's that?" "I hit the icon marked 'worst case senario'."

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

'Ah-ha! I found the problem, dad.'

'So, are you saying that in the future I shouldn't open any email attachments labeled, 'deadly computer virus'?'

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

Hardware and software

Trying to switch on the computer.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'