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"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'For an English translation of what the tech support person says, press 2...'

'I'm going to switch to plan 'B'. Our computers are down.'

'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'He's our Spam expert!'

"Meet the new head of security."

'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'

Computer virus

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

Human Error and Computer Error.

I think that may have been one software revision and unnecessary upgrade too many for him.

'Data, data everywhere!'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Don't forget to make a back up copy!

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

'You have reached our 24-hour tech support line. Please call back at another time. We are here to serve you 24 hours, but not in a row.'

"I wouldn't get too close. I have a really bad virus."

Tossing computer into canyon.

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

'Ah-ha! I found the problem, dad.'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"What's that?" "I hit the icon marked 'worst case senario'."

'So, are you saying that in the future I shouldn't open any email attachments labeled, 'deadly computer virus'?'

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'I see you tried to fix it yourself.'

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

Trying to switch on the computer.