Romcoms Pillows

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Stand-up Romcom

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

Love Trap

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

His and Hers Wedding

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

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'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

'Oh, no! She didn't tell me this was a chick flick!