Romcom Admirer Pillows

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Stand-up Romcom

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Cut!

Moses' Tablet

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Falstaff

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Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

Cat Burglar

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Wotan with eye patch

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Hamlet

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'