Romcom Admirer Mugs

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Stand-up Romcom

Moses' Tablet

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Wotan with eye patch

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Falstaff

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Cat Burglar

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

Hamlet

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

Storm in a magic lamp.

Cheating Death.