"Penny for your thoughts." "Cheap bastard."
Romantics Who Miss The Mark Prints
Explore prints that capture the lovable side of romantics missing the mark. Brighten any space with quirky, heartfelt artwork that celebrates love’s amusing imperfections.
Life is for the birds.
'Oh my God. I love it!'
"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"
You're the botanicals in my gin
Dancing in pyjamas
'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'
Love is Blind.
Cupid
"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."
"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."
What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!
I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.
"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."
"We REALLY do get better with age."
'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'
Puppy Love
"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."
'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'
"Everybody meets online these days."
"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."
"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."
'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'
'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'
'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'
Tunnel of Love.
'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'
"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."
'There are lots of fish in the sea.'
"Well, hello there yourself!"
Heart is sewn back together.
Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!
'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'
"If this means we're married the future looks gnarly."
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Romantics Who Miss The Mark Mugs
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Romantics Who Miss The Mark Pillows
Discover pillows that bring humor and comfort for romantics who tend to miss the mark. Perfect for cozy corners filled with love and laughter.
Romantics Who Miss The Mark T-Shirts
Browse our collection of humorous t-shirts for romantics who miss the mark—great for adding laughter and love to everyday wear.