Romantically Adventurous Gifts

Fatal Attraction

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Romance

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Boat wedding.

Asking out a palm reader.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Where the wild things were."

"This will be hilarious!"

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Advanced footsie

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Barman In Love.

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"