Romantic With A Taste For Paris Gifts

"We will always have Paris."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Dancing in pyjamas

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

In Desperate Straits.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

Romantic Frogs

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

Looking tasty

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

It was not the romantic meal they had hoped for.

I know we’re well suited for each other, Hubert, we even have the same thermostat settings!

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

La Boheme - Mimi dies

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

Romance

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

"I'm your attorney, Debbie, but I want to be more than that. I want to be your accountant, too."

"Greetings! We come in peace and seek only a meaningful relationship."

'I appreciate Dr. Hill has been a great mentor at the hospital, John... But you don't need and when we go on dates!'