Romantic With A Taste For Paris Gifts

"We will always have Paris."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Dancing in pyjamas

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

In Desperate Straits.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

Romantic Frogs

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

Looking tasty

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

Romance

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

It was not the romantic meal they had hoped for.

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

I know we’re well suited for each other, Hubert, we even have the same thermostat settings!

La Boheme - Mimi dies

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

"I'm your attorney, Debbie, but I want to be more than that. I want to be your accountant, too."

'I appreciate Dr. Hill has been a great mentor at the hospital, John... But you don't need and when we go on dates!'

'What are you implying?'

"Greetings! We come in peace and seek only a meaningful relationship."