Romantic Tooth T-Shirts

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

"You're such a good listener."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

Venus

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Love linked

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Diamond outfits

Love Conquers All

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Paint pots in love

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Dog in love

Ostriches making out

Missing You.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"You're solemates!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Get a tomb!"

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."