Romantic Soul With A Green Thumb Gifts

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

The Music Seed

Okay, dig that one up!

(No caption). Woman bundled up against the cold weather smiles as she thinks of a big ripe red tomato.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

Flower seed and Bird seed

"That is why you never forget your roots."

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

Gardeners

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

"You make me feel 'hole'."

"I wanted something classical, he wanted a vegetable garden, so we compromised..."

Dog in a Flower Pot.

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

The First Seed Catagogues of Spring!

'Gee, Dad... I wish we could afford to send our grass like that to get it cut!'

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

Gardener to husband as giant insects approach, 'Your prediction that nature will retaliate for our environmental misuse of pesticides strains credulity, Ralph.'

Ten deeply green bottles

Gardening for Beginners

"Only IOUs this time, but at least we're getting closer to developing a money tree."

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist! (Published originally on August 26, 2015.)

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

Customers seek Alyssum in Garden Centre.

'If the sky fell in... would it let the global warming out?'

Tree in concrete jungle

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

"Do you have anything less - green?"

'There, there, Dear. A poinsettia's for Christmas, not for life.'