Romantic Soul With A Green Thumb Prints

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

The Music Seed

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Okay, dig that one up!

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

Flower seed and Bird seed

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

"That is why you never forget your roots."

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

Gardeners

"I wanted something classical, he wanted a vegetable garden, so we compromised..."

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

Dog in a Flower Pot.

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

'Gee, Dad... I wish we could afford to send our grass like that to get it cut!'

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

Gardener to husband as giant insects approach, 'Your prediction that nature will retaliate for our environmental misuse of pesticides strains credulity, Ralph.'

Gardening for Beginners

Ten deeply green bottles

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

Customers seek Alyssum in Garden Centre.

"Do you have anything less - green?"

"Only IOUs this time, but at least we're getting closer to developing a money tree."

Tree in concrete jungle

'If the sky fell in... would it let the global warming out?'

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

'There, there, Dear. A poinsettia's for Christmas, not for life.'

Dreaming of Spring (Onslaught of the garden catalogs).