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Gerald didn't care that Lila was just using him for his straw.

Bear Costume

"We won!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Alpha Seltzer

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Romantic Tree Carving

"So, do you come here often?"

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Lovers in ruffled dresses

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Perfect Match

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Victor Hugo

"Looks like someone got lucky."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Barbara Cartland

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

"He finally popped the big question: Would I watch the super bowl with him?"