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Gerald didn't care that Lila was just using him for his straw.

Bear Costume

"We won!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Alpha Seltzer

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Romantic Tree Carving

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"So, do you come here often?"

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Perfect Match

Victor Hugo

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

Lovers in ruffled dresses

"Looks like someone got lucky."

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

Barbara Cartland

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

I've been ordering a diet coke here every day for the last year. Do you admit that? Um

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Boldly going where no man has gone before.