Romantic Smooth Talker Gifts

"Compliments of the gentleman who obviously has no issues with rejection."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Bryan Ferry

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Tristan Und Isolde

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Awkward First Dates

Sinking with your heart

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

You're the cream in my coffee.

'Can we move over there?'

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

Join me in a glass of champagne?

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy