Romantic Reveler Prints

Gay celebration.

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Cosmonaut

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

You're the olive in my martini

Astronaut love

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

The Loving Couple

Mate Mart

Jenga!!!

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

Vitruvian Manatee

Happy Valentine's Day.

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

"Well, if you must know, he makes me laugh."

'For goodness sake, don't struggle. I think this is quicksand.'

Carbon Dating Agency

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

"I can't wait to see what you're like online."

"We think it had something to do with love."

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

'I hope you're not going to be this shy once we're married!'