Relaxed Reveler Prints

"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."

Lush.

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

"I can't remember whether or not I left hell on."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Christmas Tree

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Pina Coladas

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

The New Year's Dance

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

Wearing bras in 2020.

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Santa entering a pool for a swim

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

The night after Christmas.

December Fest

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Martha Stewart at Home.

Dogs play the double bass

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

Christmas Fatigue.

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.

He kicked the door down --- It must not be Opportunity.