Relaxed Reveler Mugs

"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."

Lush.

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

"I can't remember whether or not I left hell on."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Christmas Tree

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Pina Coladas

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

The New Year's Dance

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Wearing bras in 2020.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

December Fest

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

The night after Christmas.

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Dogs play the double bass

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

"During the holidays, we like to refer to organ donation as 'regifting.'"

Couch Potatoes

Christmas Fatigue.

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."