Romantic Proposal Skeptics Prints

"Yeah, that's great. Move your head."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

Marriage least expected to last...

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

'If I inspired this love peom, how come it's written on the back of a Hooters' napkin?'

The Sleeping Congregation.

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

Cupid's Valentine

'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.'

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me."

"You have zero empathy, Carlton. And I can't even begin to imagine what that's like."

"We'll always have Paris. I backed it up on a zip drive."

'I don't know, Randy - Marriage is so INTRUSIVE.'

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways..."

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

This is very sweet, Phil, but no, I don't want to buy a violin from you.

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

A tortoise in love with a cat

"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class."

"The Tudballs got married by a judge. I still say a jury should have been present!"

"And you're telling me this because?"

'He has no romance. For special occasions, he gives me a coupon for a card and chocolates that will be 50% off the next day.'

'And don't say you could have done it cheaper and better at home.'