Romantic Poetry Fan Mugs

"On earth that is all ya know and all ye need know- except at tax time."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Right here's fine."

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Thomas Hardy

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'He was a great writer'

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Lord Byron

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Sinking with your heart

The Book Lover

Love knows no boundaries.

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.