Romantic Poetry Fan Prints

"On earth that is all ya know and all ye need know- except at tax time."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Stephen Spender.

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Right here's fine."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Thomas Hardy

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'He was a great writer'

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

Sinking with your heart

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

The Book Lover

Lord Byron

Love knows no boundaries.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.