Romantic Plot Twister Mugs

"I've just had a meeting with your wife, lovely woman."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"...until death do you a favor."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

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"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

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"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

"Now will you do something funny."

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'Group hug anyone?'

Nothing like a Valentine from my boyfriend David... the cardiologist.

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

'Do you , Cynthia, who is completely free of any genetic engineering, take Rodney, who is equally free...'

"No, wait. What if the cop character is the murderer, and the mobster guy is completely innocent?"

"Better than Chekhov"

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'