Romantic Plot Twister Gifts

"I've just had a meeting with your wife, lovely woman."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"...until death do you a favor."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

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"Still suffering from writer's block?"

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'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

"Now will you do something funny."

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

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"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'Group hug anyone?'

Nothing like a Valentine from my boyfriend David... the cardiologist.

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

"Like THAT's ever going to work!"

'Do you , Cynthia, who is completely free of any genetic engineering, take Rodney, who is equally free...'

"Date night again already?"

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

"No, wait. What if the cop character is the murderer, and the mobster guy is completely innocent?"

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

"Better than Chekhov"