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"What's your novel about?"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Romeo and Julietta'

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"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

"It's not what you think."

Heart is sewn back together.

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

"Better than Chekhov"

'Be my Valentine?'

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

"You've lost what - your Mojo!"

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

Sulking

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

Shear Love.

'How much for NO stems?'

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Let's get married,Miss Jones and have 2.8 kids!'