Romantic Night T-Shirts

'We spent the night together after he uttered those 3 little words...'Shelter-In-Place.''

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Sauvignon Bonk

Venus

"You're such a good listener."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'More bubbles!'

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Love Conquers All

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Diamond outfits

Love linked

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

Pyjama party

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Ostriches making out

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Imagination Navigation.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Missing You.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"You're solemates!"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"There's something I have to tell you."