Romantic Night Gifts

'We spent the night together after he uttered those 3 little words...'Shelter-In-Place.''

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Sauvignon Bonk

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'More bubbles!'

Paint pots in love

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Love Conquers All

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Love linked

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Diamond outfits

"You're my Mona Lisa."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

Pyjama party

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Missing You.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

Ostriches making out

"You're solemates!"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Imagination Navigation.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Oh, how sweet of you."