Romantic Mischief-makers Prints

"If your boyfriend hadn't posted you so many gifts, we would never had met."

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"Gesundheit!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'I can't undo anything - I've forgot my toolbox!'

"Yes, my automatic starter has the technology to start your car as well. I'll show you. Honey! Go start her car!"

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

'Really? A Bride of Satan? Golly, Lucille, why did you wait until our fourth date to tell me you were already married?'

'Admit it, Mabel - you've been keeping these non-iron shirts a secret in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"Who made this mess?"

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

"I now pronounce you man and wife... Would you be interested in purchasing a maintenance agreement?"

"Great, I just made my last mortgage payment!"

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

Hey, wait a sec … Forget it! If you think I'm letting you off the hook for forgetting our anniversary, think again! Didn't you also accuse me of forgetting it just a couple of months ago? What date were we hitched? Don't change the subject.

"Ok, George ... now you've ruined Christmas."

"Harry! You?"

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

"Watch this!"

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

"Fred, listen. Can you hear me? The desensitizing cream - it's for external use."