Romantic Mischief-makers Mugs

"If your boyfriend hadn't posted you so many gifts, we would never had met."

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"Gesundheit!"

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'I can't undo anything - I've forgot my toolbox!'

"Yes, my automatic starter has the technology to start your car as well. I'll show you. Honey! Go start her car!"

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

'Admit it, Mabel - you've been keeping these non-iron shirts a secret in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

'Really? A Bride of Satan? Golly, Lucille, why did you wait until our fourth date to tell me you were already married?'

"Who made this mess?"

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

"I now pronounce you man and wife... Would you be interested in purchasing a maintenance agreement?"

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"Harry! You?"

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

"Watch this!"

"Ok, George ... now you've ruined Christmas."

"Great, I just made my last mortgage payment!"

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

'I'm here for making house calls to the homes of doctors at 3am.'

"Fred, listen. Can you hear me? The desensitizing cream - it's for external use."

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"