Romantic Marksmen T-Shirts

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

I think you're ace

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

Intellectual Foreplay...

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

'You use the former when wooing your beloved and the latter during negotiations with your divorce lawyers.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

The Language of Love

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

Love, death and grammar.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

'I feel obligated to tell you that this offer may expire without prior written notice.'

Musical arrows.

"If you quote Rilke again, I'm just going to have to take my bra off!"

'You've broken down my immune system!'

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

Avoid texting valentine's messages

Cupid with sniper rifle.

Colonel Bagshot.

Musician Target Practice

Sniper Rec Room

"Oh, go on. Let them have a go at shooting the cigarette out of your mouth... I mean, it's not like it'll matter if they miss and accidentally hit you."

"I'd take the fifth for you, too, baby."

"If you ask me, his poetry has gone down hill since he started writing in metaverse."

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'

Musical Archer

'Okay, I guess it was a little hard to see the birds through these tall weeds.'