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Carol was the first member of her skeet-shooting team to get married.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

The Sleeping Congregation.

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

A man shoots at a drone.

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

'In defense of forgetting our anniversary, I forgot we're married.'

'You know I hate weddings - they remind me that I went through one!'

Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows

Musical arrows.

Cupid with sniper rifle.

"I now declare a thumb war."

Colonel Bagshot.

'One is the videographer and the other is my lawyer.'

"A special offer from the Beatrice Wiggins Marriage Bureau they may be - but I'm afraid it's still bigamy, sir..."

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.'

'Vince is 46, but he has the income of a 20-year old.'

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'

Musical Archer

Sniper Rec Room

Musician Target Practice

"Oh, go on. Let them have a go at shooting the cigarette out of your mouth... I mean, it's not like it'll matter if they miss and accidentally hit you."

'One SHISH-KA-BOB TO GO!'

10 love tips from experts to you

'Okay, I guess it was a little hard to see the birds through these tall weeds.'

Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

A hunter missing his target

"Sorry, honey - did you say something?"