Matrimony Marksmen Mugs

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

The Sleeping Congregation.

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

'In defense of forgetting our anniversary, I forgot we're married.'

'You know I hate weddings - they remind me that I went through one!'

Musical arrows.

Colonel Bagshot.

Cupid with sniper rifle.

"A special offer from the Beatrice Wiggins Marriage Bureau they may be - but I'm afraid it's still bigamy, sir..."

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.'

'One is the videographer and the other is my lawyer.'

"I now declare a thumb war."

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Musician Target Practice

Musical Archer

'Vince is 46, but he has the income of a 20-year old.'

'One SHISH-KA-BOB TO GO!'

"Oh, go on. Let them have a go at shooting the cigarette out of your mouth... I mean, it's not like it'll matter if they miss and accidentally hit you."

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'

'Okay, I guess it was a little hard to see the birds through these tall weeds.'

Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

A hunter missing his target

'You've hit the bull.'

"Sorry, honey - did you say something?"