Romantic Marksmen Gifts

Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

I think you're ace

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

Intellectual Foreplay...

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

'You use the former when wooing your beloved and the latter during negotiations with your divorce lawyers.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

A man shoots at a drone.

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

The Language of Love

Love, death and grammar.

Musical arrows.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

'I feel obligated to tell you that this offer may expire without prior written notice.'

"If you quote Rilke again, I'm just going to have to take my bra off!"

'You've broken down my immune system!'

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

Avoid texting valentine's messages

Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.

'Congratulations to Sniper Harris on winning Best Floral Arrangement...'

Colonel Bagshot.

Cupid with sniper rifle.

"Oh, go on. Let them have a go at shooting the cigarette out of your mouth... I mean, it's not like it'll matter if they miss and accidentally hit you."

Sniper Rec Room

Musician Target Practice

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'

"You're getting better."

"If you ask me, his poetry has gone down hill since he started writing in metaverse."

"I'd take the fifth for you, too, baby."

Musical Archer