Romantic Interludes Pillows

Couple in bed with woman running towards them - 'Let me through I'm a Sex Therapist...'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"When you promised me a lift home...."

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

A tuba and love hearts

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

Six arms, no waiting.

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

'Not now, Lord!'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish I could find it.'

The Adventures of Morton

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

Fourplay.

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

'...How could your wife possibly know we're in Venice?'

"You should have told me you needed advice."

'It was so romantic. The sun, the sea, the mud.'

"If my dad asks where we met just say 'on holiday'."