Romantic Game Night Planner Pillows

Fun in bedroom - Scrabble.

'I sent out for everything.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Dating is so expensive...

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

Funnel of Love

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

The Reaper's Arms

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

scrabble love

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Restaurant in the Strand.

Biliard Enthusiast

Romance

Romantic Frogs

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.