Romantic Escapades Humorist Pillows

"I can tell you didn't pull last night. . .You're wearing the same lipstick as yesterday."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Say it with flowers: It!

Tunnel of Like.

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"How barbaric! Females should be wooed by colourful displays, not fighting!"

"Honk if you love me!"

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

"She just rolled over and started snoring!"

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach