Romantic Escapade Artist Prints

'Looks like another beautiful morning. . .What are we going to do again today?'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

Six arms, no waiting.

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

What classic movie comes to mind when I put my hands on your shoulders? "The Creature from the Black Lagoon."

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

Fourplay.

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

'Not now, Lord!'

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

'...How could your wife possibly know we're in Venice?'

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'