Romantic Escapade Artist Prints

'Looks like another beautiful morning. . .What are we going to do again today?'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

Six arms, no waiting.

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

'Not now, Lord!'

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

Fourplay.

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

'...How could your wife possibly know we're in Venice?'

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."