Romantic Equestrian Pillows

"My date? Gorgeous, smart, Arabian: What a catch!"

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

Double Bike

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

Relaxing in the Saddle

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

"We met when I needed a frog to dissect an biology class."

'You gotta be kidding me!'

At the Horse-Show.

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

P.S. Please Excuse Scribble

'...explain to me again why you are burying the shoe you threw..'

'Man, that grass looks delicious.'

The Tandem: A Romantic Gallop

'When I found those love letters to a Sherry, I was angry...until I realized she was your motorcycle. Now I'm just creeped out.'

"I'm sorry...did I forget to mention? I must be honest with you. I have a condition. My doctor says I may need a full time nurse. But otherwise, I'm in perfect health!""

"I'm a wild horse and want to remain that way, but shoes would sure help my aching feet..."

"Polo was a lot more fun before the animal rights people got involved!"

Horse Rider

Prudent old gentlman avoiding a dangerous jump whilst an imprudent juvenile takes it on

"It's a small country with an acute shortage of babes."

Heidi Turk, from Vienna, VA., Rides Flynonstop.

'Why can't you just stand nose to tail like the rest of us do?'

'I can't wait until my son asks to use the car!'

"Put the saddle on backwards? You don't know which way I'm going!"