Quirky Equestrian Pillows

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

'Why can't you just stand nose to tail like the rest of us do?'

"Put the saddle on backwards? You don't know which way I'm going!"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

The Runaway Horse

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Rocking Horse

Pony Rides

Stubborn Horse

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

A Quiet Rebuke.

Horse statue throws off rider.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

High Riders of the Old West

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

Football Crazy strip six

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Texturing the Walls

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Victorian Gentleman

"Herb's from Texas."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4