Quirky Horse Enthusiast Pillows

Pommel horse

Skipping Horse

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Stubborn Horse

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

High Riders of the Old West

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Football Crazy strip six

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

ONE HORSE TOWN

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'What's founder?'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Gentlemen Riders

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

NeighWoof.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."