Romantic Cricketer Pillows

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Saving a Heart

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'Sure, I'm nervous. Remember OUR first date?'

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

Cricket Lovers

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

Proposal on a snowboard

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

'I'm the bride's ex boyfriend. Before she says yes, can I just tell her that I've just won the lottery jackpot?!'

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

Double Bike

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

Lion Toupee