Romantic Cricketer Pillows

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Saving a Heart

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

Cricket Lovers

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

Proposal on a snowboard

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

Double Bike

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

Lion Toupee

'I'm the bride's ex boyfriend. Before she says yes, can I just tell her that I've just won the lottery jackpot?!'