Romantic Connections Prints

Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Call me?"

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Love Conquers All

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Love linked

Diamond outfits

"Get... a-nother room!"

Paint pots in love

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Love is when you watch television together.

'I love it when you spoon me.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Ostriches making out

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"You're solemates!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Say it with flowers