Romantic Connections Mugs

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Venus

"You're such a good listener."

"Call me?"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'More bubbles!'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Love Conquers All

Diamond outfits

"Get... a-nother room!"

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Love linked

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Ostriches making out

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Say it with flowers

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Missing You.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"You're solemates!"