Romantic Relationships Mugs

"I've always dreamed of dating a dermatologist."

"I have a surprise too. Until I really like a guy, I never give out my real name"

'I'm a mac - you're a PC. I'm sorry...we're just not compatible.'

See? This is precisely why we don't encourage office romances.

'She must be the girl for you, son, look how much your mother dislikes her.'

"I'm out of the closet but under the radar."

'Just what kind of girl do you think I am?'

"I just think we should be together."

'It is so nice going out with a man who isn't weird.'

'I hope you don't mind, but our first date is going so well, I'm changing my status to, In a deep and meaningful relationship.'

"Hold it! We can't just kiss and kiss. We need to talk, too."

"I married him for his spark...but we seem to be experiencing ignition problems."

"I've thought really long and hard and what I'm trying to say is, while I love you, I only like a parade."

"Wow, that dress doesn't leave anything to the imagination. Unfortunately."

"Jing, you have to tell me...does Baldo have a girlfriend?"

Woman checks man's pockets to find hidden wedding ring

"I need a man who will commit."

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

"With the courage from that one drink I'll tell you I've been faking my squeal for years."

"Okay, I'll wear a tie."

"A new study says teen in love have a higher risk for depression than teens who aren't romantically involved."

"OK...maybe I said it wrong...maybe Sylvia Sanchez isn't my girlfriend. But we definitely have a relationship."

"You're in luck, Mister Narcissus."

"I don't believe this. You rob a bank, but when we're being chased, you won't run a red light?"t's weird enough that you're making me wear a woollen coat...I'm not going to say 'Bahhh!'"

"Don't bother he's already got one."

"Thank goodness, it's just my boyfriend. For a minute there, I thought it was my husband!"

'Hey, hands off. . . No, not you.'

'From one to ten how did I score?'

'I wish you would look at me like that.'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

'Sorry. Our coffee breaks are not really long enough.'

'I was hoping your dad would kick me out, I need an early night,'

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

"I see Fanshaw's found himself a little god digger!"

'You never want to talk after sex.'