Romantic Communication Prints

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Call me?"

Paint pots in love

Love linked

Diamond outfits

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Love is when you watch television together.

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"Get... a-nother room!"

Love Conquers All

'I love it when you spoon me.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Missing You.

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Say it with flowers

Ostriches making out

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

"You're solemates!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"