Romantic Comrade T-Shirts

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Bad dog."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"Downton Abbey Road"

Tree Passion

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

Cupid

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Musician

You made me love you.

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

Snake Eyes

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"It could never work between us."

Remarkably Richmond

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."