Romantic Comrade T-Shirts

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Bad dog."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

Tree Passion

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Downton Abbey Road"

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Cupid

You made me love you.

Musician

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Snake Eyes

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

"It could never work between us."

Remarkably Richmond

Desert Island Romance

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"