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"I'm afraid my husband's just a very lazy old Trot."

"Bad dog."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

"Oh, great. The boss is in one of his enigmatic, 'Guess what I'm thinking' moods again."

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

Getting older is . . . when you start to dress for comfort rather than style.

Bunny Slippers

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'

Court barrister working from home

"Coal? What are you, Kringle, some kind of eco-terrorist?"

"...Perhaps he's detecting a ghostly presence. . !!"

Eventually, many dogs and dog owners begin to look alike

"I'm staying in my nightie until 1997."

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

'Not the dog, not the dog, , ,'

Rockwell School

'Who has time to sit? There's so much shopping to do!'