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"I'm afraid my husband's just a very lazy old Trot."

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"Bad dog."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

"Oh, great. The boss is in one of his enigmatic, 'Guess what I'm thinking' moods again."

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"There, that ought to hold you."

Bunny Slippers

Getting older is . . . when you start to dress for comfort rather than style.

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

Court barrister working from home

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

"...Perhaps he's detecting a ghostly presence. . !!"

"Coal? What are you, Kringle, some kind of eco-terrorist?"

"I'm staying in my nightie until 1997."

Eventually, many dogs and dog owners begin to look alike

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

'Not the dog, not the dog, , ,'

Rockwell School