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You complete me!

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

Snowyphus

The Devil's in the detail!

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

The breakup

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'

Cliche Amusement Park. This park is no fun at all --- It's too much like real life! Look, that ride is called "The Emotional Roller Coaster." Over there is "Life's Ups and Downs"! ... and "The Mood Swings"! Look! The good old "Tunnel of Love"! Finally! A ride that's just a fun escape! Out of ardor. "Out of ardor" --- More real life. (Published originally Sept. 4, 2005.)

"If all you have is a whatchamacallit then every problem looks like a thingamajig."

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

'I never question your ability. I never even mention it.'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

Leopards do change their spots

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

'Reserved' (presumably for little miss muffet)

"There are far too many balls in your court, Brintner!"

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

A panhandler with a sign that reads "I'll never work in this town again!".

Pushing the envelope.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"Always a bridesmaid..."

"Take us to your feeder."

"Herewith, we recommend the following: when you're up to your rear in alligators, it's worth remembering your original purpose was to drain the swamp...."

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

We all know we're up against a new ball game, a paradigm shift and a game changer, but luckily the cliches remain the same.

"Lucky you. Cliches are 10% off today."

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

"You're looking for love in all the wrong places, Harold."