Movie Cliché Lover T-Shirts

"Hey, I know things look bleak now, but once we find a palm tree and grow beards we'll be making jokes in no time."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

Snowyphus

You complete me!

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

The breakup

"Planet of the puppies"

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

"Thanks for your introductory speech at the conference. By the way, Hibblemeyer, it's 'hard-headed' businessman, not 'thick-headed'."

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

The hero dramatically rides off into the sunset.

Clancy: Hard Work Never Killed Anybody

"Always a bridesmaid..."

We all know we're up against a new ball game, a paradigm shift and a game changer, but luckily the cliches remain the same.

"Are you talking to me?"

"We want supervisors who know noses and never leave a grindstone unturned."

'Call in someone who understands all the terminology that no one understands.'

"You're looking for love in all the wrong places, Harold."

Rare Exceptions: The Straw that became a massage therapist dedicated to treating chronic back pain in camels...

"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."

Cliche Workshop, "Who wants to get the ball rolling?"

"Here's a funny joke for you. A bartender walks into a barn..."

'I always wanted to be a genre, but I'm worried I've become a cliche.'

"I wrote my essay specifically so that Hollywood could easily make a blockbuster out of it!"

At Death's Door

'I've located the lost island of annoying texting clichés.'

'This town ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

'It's not you it's me not liking you.'

"A good day to you, sir, and might the cow of the house be in?"

"No man is an island, but I come pretty damn close."