Romantic At The Table Prints

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

'I sent out for everything.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

'S'more wine?'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Romantic Frogs

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Linguini for two?"

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Looking tasty

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'